I intentionally try really hard not to use FB or my blog to vent. For several reasons. Like that it is not very spiritually edifying or the fact that most people could care less. Really, that reality is not lost on me. So, I have spared the FB and blogging world an indepth look at my life this last week. The thing is, it's so hard to just pick back up, y'know? So, for any person who might be interested in what my week in FB statuses would have looked like had I honestly shared "What's on my mind", here goes:
*Why do kids only puke at midnight when it is too dark to see what you're stepping in?
*I have more laundry than brain cells at this point.
*Everything I own has been peed on, puked on and pooped on.
*If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
*Day 4 without caffeine and I think I will be making a video with Charlie Sheen soon.
*I just slipped in an unidentified liquid on the bathroom floor. Seriously. I did. Right in the middle of writing this.
*All I want for Chrstmas is bleach.
*Is it too much to ask that a 24 hour bug hit everybody in my house in the SAME 24 hours rather than blessing us with a week of it's presence?
Okay, that is enough. Do you see what you missed out on? Do you feel caught up on my life? Yeah, sometimes it's better just not to know......